Queen-Obsessed

“I wanna throw a party for the Sarge.” Kohut didn’t even flinch as the Princess-turned-President glitched in front of his feet, instead just stepping over her and continuing on his way. The little girl had been bugging him for the last month in a vain attempt to get him to help in her scheme; so far, he’d manage to hold out and tell her ‘no.’ But only by avoiding her puppy-like gaze when she pouted and sticking to the exact same answer every time she asked. “Sarge doesn’t want a party, kid, and you wouldn’t be doing her any favors by throwing her one.” The truth, really; Tammy had

“Do you think he’ll be angry?” Domitan of Masbolle rode loftily towards the gates of Corus among a slow-moving traffic current. Fall had arrived and everybody who wanted to reach their destinations before winter set in decided now might be a good time to start migrating. Beside him, rode Keladry of Mindelan on her infamous horse, Peachblossom. Riding on Peachblossom’s mane was a band of sparrows, preening themselves as they bided their time. Dom grinned without looking at his female companion. “Meathead? Nah. Not at us really.” Kel snorted. “Just at the fact we didn’t tell him.” &ldquo

The kid was quiet for the first several hours after he had picked her up. Obe glanced at her occasionally, particularly when he changed the radio station, looking for a sign that he had found the one she liked. She was quiet, but expressive, and she wrinkled her nose for the first five that he tried. When he found a classic rock channel, she smiled slightly and her shoulders relaxed. She was staring out the window at the endless dusty desert, but he caught her stealing glances back at him several times. Obe was patient, and waited for her to start the conversation.     “I don’t remember how I got out here,” she sa

Summary: A Harry Potter one-shot. Two months after Christmas, Ron confronts Percy about a missing present. Somehow this evolves into a fight more than twenty years in the making, with some unexpected confessions and bonding over past mistakes. Can be read alone or as a companion to "Odd One Out" and "Five Times That the Weasleys Missed Percy." Percy was sitting at the kitchen table in the Burrow, reading a book, when Ron approached him with his arms crossed over his chest. "Ah, Ron," he said without looking up. "Nice to see you. I was actually just looking at your gift from Christmas." Ron's eyes twitched down to the tome, then back up to hi

Summary: A Harry Potter one-shot, featuring five times that the Weasleys missed Percy and one time when they didn't have to anymore. Contains cursing, slight sexual references and character death. Canon compliant. Complete. (Five Times That the Weasleys Missed Percy...) (Arthur) Arthur was slowly cleaning out his desk, getting ready for his move to the Office for the Detection and Confiscation of Counterfeit Defensive Spells and Protective Objects. He was feeling a touch nostalgic, to be honest. He had always loved working for the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office. He took the last spark plugs out of his drawer and placed it carefully in the

Summary: A Harry Potter one-shot. Even by Weasley standards, Hugo has always been an odd child. Perhaps the strangest thing about him? His favorite uncle is Percy. Percy would often claim that he was the only normal person in his family, and to be fair, there was a degree of truth to that. Certainly he was not engaged in quirky habits like his Muggle-philic father or prankster brothers, nor did he tame dragons or hunt for treasure or fight Dark wizards on regular occasions. He had always been the responsible one, the rational one, and the one who's job whose job was actual stable even if it wasn't glamorous, thank you very much. While certai